A very drunk woman falls asleep in the back of a taxi after a night out in the city. Eventually, upon arriving at her destination out in the suburbs, the taxi driver wakes her up and asks her for the fare. The woman, still drunk, fumbles around in her purse but can’t find her cash.So Read More…
What NOT to do if You Get a Snake Bite by Avery Hurt You’re more likely to be struck by lightning than die from a venomous snake bite. But bites do happen. If you do find yourself on the business end of a snake’s fangs, here are a few things you need to know. What Read More…
Last week our UPS man drove in our neighborhood. Kenzi saw the truck and thought it might be her daddy. I assured her it was not because we live in Walnut Ridge(recently moved). She runs outside and stands in our driveway, as he returns, she is waving at him BIG, he waves back just as Read More…
So my husband tells my son (who has autism) to run in and get a take-out menu from Sun Restaurant. They even practice it in the car beforehand. Then my son goes in and my husband is waiting…and waiting…and waiting…so finally decides to see what’s going on. What’s going on is that my son Read More…
How Much Do You Love Your Pets? · Last September 11, George, a 10-year-old goldfish, was admitted to the surgery ward of the Lort Smith Animal Hospital in Australia because he had a tumor on his head. To operate on George, Veterinarian Tristan Rich prepared three buckets of water. One had anesthetic water, the other Read More…
Awesome Moments · “So today this little boy came into the store and asked me ‘where do you guys have the cheapest shoes?’ so I showed him were they are. So I asked him. If these where for school. He said yea. I looked at his feet and saw the shoes that he was wearing Read More…
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