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NASA Denounces Slaves on Mars Conspiracy Theory with Alex Jones shout out

How Did I Miss That? An Island Appears Off East Coast;

NASA Denies Keeping Slaves on Mars

Steve Russell

CNN reported a new island has appeared practically overnight off the coast of North Carolina in an area protected as Cape Hatteras National Seashore.

“There is no truth to the rumor,” my cousin Ray Sixkiller assured me, “that the Eastern Band Cherokees sent a party of explorers to ‘discover’ the new island.”

You don’t see crimes like the theft of the Americas any more, but thieves take what they can with all kinds of methods. KVUE reported that a Williamson County, Texas bakery is offering four free cupcakes a week for one year for information leading to the arrest of a man who passed a counterfeit fifty-dollar bill by buying one cupcake.

I only report to embarrass Cousin Ray that he said, “that takes the cake.”


Alex Jones of Infowars infamy has goaded NASA into denying one of his “stories.” MSN reported that the Sandy Hook deniers—of which Jones is the best known—have accounted for the missing children who were not really murdered by discovering a slave colony on Mars.


Steve Russell

Steve Russell is a citizen of the Cherokee Nation, although born and raised in the Muscogee Creek Nation. He dropped out of Bristow, Oklahoma High School after the ninth grade. He is currently Associate Professor Emeritus of Criminal Justice, Indiana University at Bloomington.

Russell came to university teaching after retiring from 17 years as a trial court judge in Texas, where he is still eligible to hear cases by assignment.

His academic research focused on the necessity to redefine national sovereignty to settle disputes arising from globalization and the need for American Indians to redefine tribal sovereignty and Indian identity in response to national and international change. Articles from this research have appeared in Crime, Law & Social Change, Chicago Policy Review, Georgetown Public Policy Review, Wicazo Sa Review, American Indian Culture and Research Journal, and American Indian Quarterly.

Russell’s weekly column for Indian Country Media Network, “How Did I Miss That?” is based on reading and commenting on the news like his favorite Cherokee, Will Rogers, used to do daily.

Russell’s poetry book, Wicked Dew (Dog Iron Press 2012), won the First Book Award from the Native Writers Circle of the Americas in 2008. Native American Journalists Association recognized him for best op-ed column in 2013 (Full-Blooded Indians—Face the Most Anti-Indian Racism) and 2014 (Blacks and Indians Should Stand Together Against a Common Oppressor).

His op-eds explore the ideas expressed here were explored in his first book, Sequoyah Rising: Problems in Post-Colonial Tribal Governance (Carolina Academic Press 2010) and his political manifesto, American Indians Dream: A Movement of Our Own (Dog Iron Press 2014).

He has written feature series on Will Rogers, the Department of Veterans Affairs health care system, how to begin investing in the stock market and Disenrollment.

His usual news beats are criminal justice and civil rights issues.

Russell also writes frequently for Indian Country Today, covering Culture, Nations and History. Find him on social media: Facebook steve.russell.902.